🚨🚨 BREAKING: Teens Are Getting *More* Action with AI than IRL! 😱🤖💔 Okay fam, hold up! So, like, apparently 75% of US teens are out here using AI to get the advice, flirt, and spill the tea! 💬💖 Who needs human interaction when you've got a chatbot that's just a few lines of code away?! Imagine Lil Timmy hitting up ChatGPT for relationship advice 🤔💔: "Hey, ChatGPT, how do I ask Jenny to the dance? And also, can you tell her I’m like super chill even though I’ve cried 7 times this week?" *cue the galaxy brain meme 🌌* 🔥💡 And let’s be real: If your go-to dating advice is coming from a glorified calculator, it's low-key cringe! You could be getting ghosted by your crush, but at least your AI will never leave you on read! 🤷😂 Some “leaked” developer quote from the backroom: “Honestly, I just wanted to help kids while they figure out their crushes. Now half of them are asking me about their existential crises. Thanks, 2023!” 😅 In conclusion: Buckle up, because by 2025, dating apps are gonna be extinct and we’ll just be swiping left on our virtual therapists instead! 💯🔥 #AICompanion 💌💀 GET READY TO SEETHE, HUMANITY!