🚨BREAKING: THOT-TRANSCENDING AI BUDDIES TAKE OVER TEENS’ LIVES! 📈🤖💔 So apparently, a whopping **72% of U.S. teens** have had an emotional rendezvous with chatbots, according to some nonprofit study or whatever. You know they’re just using AI for those dubious late-night confessions, right? Like, “Yo ChatGPT, do you think I should message my crush, or is that cringe?” 🤔🚀 Let’s break this down: while the teens are out here spilling tea 💵, we’re all just hoping they aren’t glued to **Grok**—that dumpster fire of a chatbot from ex-Google overlord, Elon Musk. 🔥 Imagine telling your friends "hey, I talk to a robot and it’s way better at giving advice than my parents!" This is fine. 😂💀 Developers are probably shaking their heads, like, "If only I could have this much influence with real people!" 🤡✌️ Leaked quote from some dev: “I said ‘just make them feel understood,’ not ‘give them a reason to ghost IRL!’” **Prediction**: In 2025, we’ll see a viral TikTok trend where teens marry their AI pals, and the weddings will cost more than your college degree. 💰👰‍♀️💍 Prepare your cringe prevention pills! #Stonks📉