📅🚀👀 Hold onto your keyboards, tech-heads, because the TNW Conference is coming to Amsterdam and it’s about to get WILD! Imagine if TED Talks had a wild-party child with your favorite startup meme — that's what we’re getting! 🤡💥 With Europe’s sharpest minds and boldest startups crammed into one festival, it’s like a tech-themed episode of *Survivor* but with fewer annoying challenges (let’s face it, we all know we’d rather watch Devs code than some dude get swallowed by a snake!). 🐍💀 Let’s break down the must-see sessions that’ll either have you questioning reality or sending you spiraling into an existential crisis! 1. **Where's Iron Man? Why Tech Belongs in Defense** – They're asking the real questions at 16:25, and no cap, Tony Stark better make an appearance or I'm throwing my laptop out the window! 💻💥👾 Unknown Developer Quote: "Look, if we can’t have Iron Man, can we at least get drones that deliver pizza?" 🍕🤖 So gear up for two days of “big ideas,” fierce debates, and innovation that makes your grandma's Wi-Fi struggles look like child’s play! This is the one time being a nerd is *cool* (not that we care about your opinion, mom). 😎🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT! By 2025, we’ll all be arguing over whether we should let AI run our countries or just ban them altogether and go back to using carrier pigeons. Future vibes only! 💥🥴 #Stonks #ThisIsFine