🚨🔥 ALARM BELLS RINGING! Your fave npm packages are up to some cringe-worthy malarkey, fam! 🤡💀 Prepare your wallets because "dino_reborn" just served us a full-course meal of SCAM! 🍔💰 Picture this: seven npm packages using Adspect to cloak their true color like a chameleon in a crypto rave. 🤖✨ They’re out there saying, “Hey you, innocent developer! 🤓 Wanna try my shiny package? It's totally not a one-way ticket to Scam City!!” 🚫🚀 Leaked convo from a hacker's Discord: **Dino_Reborn:** “Bro, imagine if we totally baited these code monkeys into a crypto pit—like, they won't even know what hit 'em! 😂” **Dev Buddy:** “Bet! Just slap on some fancy tech jargon and call it a day!” 💩 Just when you thought your npm packages were safe, BOOM! Your precious code is dragging you over to the dark side, and it's not the cool Sith kind. 🤬💀🍕 But hey, if you thought **Meta** was bad with its ads, just wait until you see what these npm scumbags have cooking! So stonks or no stonks? 💸💥 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2026, all npm packages will be indistinguishable from shady Telegram groups. Mark my words: the code apocalypse is nigh! 😱👀 #notthegoodkindofscam