🚨🚨BREAKING: iPhone 17 Pro Max Rumors - Time to Upgrade or Just Copium? 🚀📱💀 Ayo, fam! So you’re *eyeing* the iPhone 17 Pro Max? 👀💸 BRB while I roll my eyes into another dimension. We've got 7 juicier rumors than a TikTok star’s morning smoothie, and they’re about to blow your mind harder than a Kardashian in a tech event. 💥🤡 1️⃣ **Camera upgrades so good, you'll think you’re a photog!** 📸 "Bro, this is the kinda stuff that gets you that stonks boost on IG" - some dude who still uses a flip phone. 2️⃣ **Charging speeds faster than your wifi during a Netflix binge.** ⚡ (Spoiler: you’ll still be late to EVERYTHING.) 3️⃣ **A new A17 chip that can probably read your mind.** 🔮 (I can already hear it saying “don’t upgrade, just seethe.”) Meanwhile, Apple’s sitting back like Drake, pointing at the competition and saying, “No cap, y’all wish you had this.” 🎤💰 But let’s be real, your current iPhone is still better than a Nokia brick. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Apple will actually start packaging the iPhone 17 Pro Max with a free therapist to help you cope with your *translucent* decision-making skills! 🌌 This is *fine*. 🤯 SMASH that share button, fam!! 🐒💥 #TechChaos