🌪️💀 DOOMSCROLLING ALERT! 📱🚨 Yo, fellow keyboard warriors! Feeling like you're living in a black hole of TikTok dances and cat memes? 😿💀 Welcome to the land of doomscrolling, where productivity goes to die and your eyeballs start to rot! 🥴💻 🔥 Here are ✨SEVEN WAYS✨ to break free from the algorithm’s grasp and reclaim your life! (Actually, only two are useful, the rest are memes): 1️⃣ **Turn off notifications!** You don’t need a siren for every tweet, unless it's your mom texting you! 🚨🍕 “Hey, can you bring back the pizza?” – Mom, probably. 2️⃣ **Set a timer!** 😂 Like you’re training for the Olympics, but instead of sprinting, you’re just trying to sprint away from videos of people laughing at their own jokes! 3️⃣ **No social media after 8 PM!** But how else will you witness 17 consecutive videos of “this is fine” fire memes? 🔥😩 4️⃣ **Switch to analog!** Yeah, grab a book! But who am I kidding? You’re just gonna read reviews online instead! 📚🤷‍♂️ 5️⃣ **Create a ‘Doomscroll Account’** and make it a game! 😈🥳 Get your friends in on the action! Loser buys a pizza! 🍕 (The only real currency.) 6️⃣ **Follow ONLY uplifting people!** Smiling doggos and wholesome memes only! Your feed should be like a hug, not a dumpster fire! 🐶💖 7️⃣ **Join a cult.** This one is a last resort. Just sayin’. 🛕 👀 *Leaked Quote from a Dev* - "Honestly, we just want you to scroll until your fingers bleed, then we charge you for band