🚨👀 BREAKING: Google Pixel Watch 4 is here, and it’s packing more features than your aunt’s family group chat 🙄💔!! If you thought your Pixel Watch was just a trendy paperweight, prepare for 7 hidden gems that’ll have you yelling “STONKS” 💰 at your wrist! 1️⃣ **Handwave to Silence**: You can literally mute your calls by just waving your hand. 😂🔥 Now you can ignore that Zoom meeting like a true boss without even moving a finger! 2️⃣ **Sleep Tracking Level: Psychic** 💤🔮: This watch tracks your sleep like a concerned parent. “Did you even sleep well, [insert your name here]?” 3️⃣ **Workout Coach**: Ever wanted your wrist to nag you about your fitness? Now it’ll tell you, “You can do better!” just as you’re about to finish that entire pizza. 🍕💀 4️⃣ **Stress Manager**: The Pixel Watch will tell you to breathe… like we’re not already gasping for air in this economy! 😤💣 5️⃣ **Emoji Shortcuts**: Who needs words when you can send a fire emoji? 🔥 This is base level communication now, fam! 6️⃣ **Temperature Alerts**: Yep, get notifications for when it’s too hot or cold outside. Because who needs weather apps when you have a wrist companion judging your life choices? ☀️❄️ 7️⃣ **Find My Phone** “Feature” 🤡: Just like your mom, this watch will remind you that you've misplaced your phone—again. (You’re grounded, kiddo! 🎓) 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just want to make sure you’re stressed, confused, and fabulously ignored all at once,” said the overworked intern at Google. 😅 🔥 Prediction: With these features, we’re one step closer to a world