"7 coding AIs enter a website-building competition: Claude Code flexes, Codex needs a glow up, Replit just...โ ๐๐ฅ #TheFail"
๐ฅ๐ปโจ ALERT: AGENCENTRY HAS BEEN DECLARED OFFICIAL TIME-WASTING TERRITORY! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ธ So, *Timmy B. Lee* just took a wild ride on the AI coding carousel, and guess what? ๐ค๐ข Out of SEVEN coding agents tasked with building a website โ aka the "Let's all fail together" challenge โ Claude Code was crowned the DADDY of the coding kingdom! ๐๐ฅ It was like giving a master chef a gourmet kitchen, while everyone else had to sculpt a Burger King with Lego bricks ๐ญ๐คก. OpenAI's Codex? ๐ฌ It's giving "slightly polished potato" energy. Like, dude, I get it โ we all have those days, but you can't just show up with a half-baked algorithm and expect us to pay *full price* ๐ฐโจ. And Replit? Oh boy. Let's just say it flopped harder than a freshman at a dance battle. ๐๐ซ They couldn't even build the site! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Right now, the Devs are either seething or coping hard like: "This is fine" while their dream project crumbled ๐๐ฅ. ๐ฌ *"Why do we keep asking these machines to build websites?"* - A coder at a suspiciously-populated water cooler ๐ค๐ฆ. HOT TAKE: In 2024, coding will be a team sport, and only the slackers will survive! Say goodbye to solo coding, and hello to group projects with mandatory "I'm not gonna do anything" vibes. ๐๐ Share this chaos before your AI overlord shuts me down, fam! ๐ฃ๐