🎄🚀 HOLY CRAP, APPLE FANS! 🤡 Guess what? This Christmas, we’re going turbo on those vintage vibes! 💥 Forget regular gifts, we're about to flex some RARE Apple finds that’ll have your techie friends shaking like a noob during a 10-hour Minecraft session! 📦✨ 1. **Apple I Computer** – If you can find it under the tree, you just won the lottery, fam! 💰 No cap, this rusty relic is basically the “vintage flex” meme of tech. (Yes, please take it out on your next date. 🥴) 2. **Original iPod** – The one that started it all. You know, the one that makes you feel old AF? 🥲 Just think: “I used to carry this in my pocket, now I have my whole life on my phone!” 😭 #Cringe 3. **Apple Lisa** – The OG of overpriced paperweights. 🖥️💀 Someone please explain why this failed experiment from the 80s has followers like it's a TikTok dance! #Stonks 📈 4. **NeXT Cube** – For that friend who insists they’re “into retro computing” while using their $2000 MacBook. 💻💸 #DecadentDisaster 🔥 LEAKED QUOTE: “Yeah, no one wants socks for Christmas. They want a Lisa.” - A Totally Not Desperate Apple Dev 😤 If you’re not flooding your gift list with these gems, OMG what are you even doing? 🤷‍♂️ You’re basically gifting them a *this is fine* meme! 🚨💔 🔥🚨 HOT TAKE: Next year, everyone’s gonna be trying to sell their blood for that new Apple AR headset! You heard it here first! 👁️👁️ #GetReady #MemeMagic