🚨📱💥 Y’all thought the iPhone 17 was just gonna be another copy-paste from the last one? Not on my watch! This is a RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE, folks! 💥😤 Let’s dive into the seven AI features your iPhone *needs* but doesn't know it yet, and NO Google ain’t giving them up for free! 💰👀 1. **Google Assistant 2.0** - Because Siri still thinks “smart” means “confused” 🤦‍♂️. "Hey Siri, can you..." "I’m sorry, I didn’t get that." Like, bro, you’re literally in my pocket! 💔 2. **AI-Powered Photography** - Leave your blurry selfies in 2022, fam. Google be like "stonks" 📸📈, while iPhone owners out here looking like raccoons in headlights 🦝. 3. **Voice Recognition** - Why ask Siri when you can talk to a literal WALL? 🧱 “This is fine” vibes all around! 4. **Smart Notification Filters** - Let’s be real, we don’t need alerts from the Yarn Store app when deadlines are looming 🤯. 5. **More Mood-Based Suggestions** - "Hey, you look like you need to chill today." Based 🔥. 6. **AI Health Tracker** - Because trying to keep fit using that one app you never open is pure cringe 💀. 7. **Galaxy Brain Predictive Texting** - Stop making me type the same word 20 times, Apple. We’re in 2023, not 2003! 🤖 And now, a leaked convo I totally didn’t make up: **Dev:** "Dude, let’s just keep adding more lenses and call it AI!" **Other Dev:** "You mean just slap the word 'algorithm' on the box