🎉💥 iOS 26 is COMING and it’s about to take your device from “meh” to “zOMG!” faster than a cheetah on rollerblades! 🦁🛼 Get ready to delete your social life because these AI features are dropping faster than your battery percentage during a Zoom call! 📉💀 So like, Apple had their "let’s pretend we're innovating" moment at the WWDC, and dropped a whole buffet of new features! 🍔🥤 But here’s the tea ☕️: Siri is still stuck in 2015, and we're all wondering if she's ever gonna wake up from that nap. 😴✨ Here are some rumored gems, straight from my “totally not fake” developer sources (thanks, Gary)! 💌👇 - **Camera Shenanigans**: Say goodbye to blurry selfies – now your iPhone will literally call you out for bad angles! 📸🤳 “Is that a double chin or are you just hungry?” 👀 - **Siri’s Upgrade**: Word on the street is she’ll finally start taking notes on your bad decisions. "No cap, please stop texting your ex!" 💔🤣 - **AI Keyboard**: It’ll predict your next word... and your next meltdown! "You’re really gonna send that? 🤡” Honestly, this is your last warning: the public beta is dropping any DAY now! Don’t be THAT person still running iOS 12 like it’s a vintage wine 🍷. Prediction time: iOS 26 drops and the entire internet explodes from AI memes! 🚀🔥 Apple will be like, "We just changed the world…" while we’re over here like, “Sure, Jan.” 😏🤝📈 Stonks.