🎮🔮 Hold onto your Joy-Cons, fam! Nintendo just dropped the gavel on its SWITCH 2 sales, and it’s out here flexing on the gaming industry like a gym bro on TikTok 🤡. OVER 6 MILLION units sold in just a hot minute, but guess what? The demand is still higher than 11-year-olds yelling “SUS” in a Zoom classroom! 💀💃 Here’s the tea ☕: Nintendo’s hitting stonks 🚀 with 5.82 million Switch 2s sold in less than four weeks! Meanwhile, the original Switch is somewhere crying in a corner because it took a WHOLE YEAR to hit that target 📉. 15 million by April 2026? No cap, they'll unlock more achievements than an online streamer with a sponsored ad! 🏆 But wait! While you’re trying to snag your new console, Nintendo’s being all mysterious and saying they’re out of stock. “We’re working on boosting production,” they say. (Translation: 🎭 "Can I get a sub for this?” - Nintendo Dev #4023) 🙃 And let’s talk software—8.67 million games sold! Mario Kart Who? More like Mario Kart WIN! 😂🔥 So buckle up, because hot take incoming: The REAL reason the Switch 2 is flying off shelves? It’s packed with JUMP SCARES from your childhood! So in 2024, expect a Nintendo horror game where Mario is out here haunting your dreams if you can’t find a PS6! ☠️👻