🚨🔥BLACK FRIDAY ALERT!🔥🚨 You guys! 💀 Apple has officially dropped the price of the AirPods 4 to a jaw-dropping $69 on Amazon! Yup, you heard me right! 🤑 That's almost a steal, but let's be honest, Apple must've been sipping some business strategy tea ☕️ while pricing these because WHO DOESN'T want overpriced tiny white earbuds?! 🤡 Remember when they said, “AirPods won’t make you cooler?” They were SO wrong. Drake is out here pointing at his AirPods like: “Y’all wish!” 👀💔 And if you think it’s a bad investment, just remember the old saying: “Invest in stonks & overpriced tech!” 📈😤 This Black Friday deal is bigger than my hopes for Twitter's survival 💀—and that's saying something! *Leaked developer quote:* “At this price, we probably should've just sent them out with Happy Meals.” 🍔🤖 So if you’re ready to flex those sweet earpieces while you “seethe” at everyone who bought AirPods Pro for $249, now’s your time. 🚀 📢 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Apple will drop a new model that only works if you whisper sweet nothings to it. 🤯💸 #AirPodsWhispers #ThisIsCabin!