🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨 A wild survey just dropped and it’s straight-up SPICY! 🌶️ According to Internet Matters, 67% of UK kiddos aged 9 to 17 are vibin' with AI chatbots like they're besties! 🤖✨ That’s RIGHT— they’re out here thinking Siri is the new BFF! 💀💔 And wait—35% of these lil’ tech tycoons say it actually feels like they’re chattin’ with a real friend! 🤯 Like, fr fr?! What’s next, are we taking our AI pals to the dance? 💃 Don't worry, Karen, I won’t tell anyone you were talking to a bot instead of actual humans!! 😂 🧐 Experts are shaking in their boots, saying this is a crisis. But is it, though? 🤔 I mean, have we all seen how humans can act? 🥴 Pretty sure I'd rather talk to an AI that doesn't ghost me than Dave from math class who thinks "LOL" stands for “Lack of Love.” 🤦‍♀️ 🔥 LEAKED QUOTE FROM A DEVELOPER: “I really thought they’d be in the metaverse by now, not on Zoom calls with a chatbot!” 🤡 So what's the vibe check? I predict that in 5 years, we’ll be swiping right on AIs on Tinder and dumping human relationships like last season’s fashion! Get ready for it, fam! 💥🚀💰