🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The Cybercrime Avengers Assemble! 🌐💥 65 Countries are now BFFs 🤝, signing a UN treaty that's like a Tinder match for cyber sleuthing! But wait—there's that ominous shadow looming: privacy concerns. Cue the tech companies with their *big sad* expressions like Drake pointing 👎🏻 at data-sharing. “No cap, our users are gonna seethe!” one dev reportedly said while crying into their $10,000 MacBook. 😂💸 Meanwhile, activists are out here channeling their inner "this is fine" dog, trying to convince everyone that giving governments access to everything is totally chill. "What could go wrong?" they cry between sips of overpriced coffee 🥤. These countries want to be the *Avengers of the Internet*, ready to extradite any hacker like it’s brunch with unlimited mimosas 🍾✨. But stonks are looking shaky—who wants their personal info shared faster than a TikTok dance trend? 🤖🚀 UN's hot take: "Data sharing is the new sexy." 💃🕴️. You heard it here first, folks! By 2030, we’ll ALL be wearing tinfoil hats—for privacy, duh! 🤪 In conclusion: HACKER SUPERHEROES or privacy NIGHTMARE? 🌌💀 Stay tuned while I predict this treaty will turn into a meme-generating machine faster than you can say "We're all in the Matrix!" 🌈🔥