🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH VOLCANO! 💥🚨 So, grab your popcorn 🍿 because startup drama is popping off like a TikTok trend that we didn’t ask for! 🤡✨ In a wild twist, 602 founders and VCs have unleashed an *open letter* that’s more dramatic than a teenager's diary! 📖💔 They’re 👀 at Sequoia after their dude Shaun Maguire threw SHADE 💅 and claimed Zohran Mamdani “comes from a culture that lies about everything.” LIKE, excuse me?! That’s not how you build a bridge, bro! Just say “this is fine” while the entire startup ecosystem burns down around you! 🔥💀 In true tech fashion, you know the founders are tweeting from their shiny office spaces, whispering “stonks” while sipping overpriced oat milk lattes ☕💸. I'm picturing them *Drake pointing* at the savings account like “Nah, fam, this drama is NOT it.” And here’s a spicy *leaked convo* from a so-called “insider” 🕵️‍♂️: **Insider**: “Bro, seriously. Did he really just drop that?” **Other dude**: “Bruh, he just turned the industry into a high school cafeteria! Pass the popcorn!” 🍿 If this isn’t a galaxy brain moment, I don’t know what is! 🤯 But hold onto your keyboards, because my wild prediction is this: by next month, Sequoia will have their OWN reality show! 🎥🚀🤖 #SequoiaSaga Stay chaotic, my techies! 🔥💰💀