🚀✨Hold onto your telescopes, nerds, 'cause NASA just dropped the ultimate flex: they’ve found 6,000 planets outside our solar system! 🌌💥 I mean, with more planets than your ex's excuses for ghosting you, what’s not to love? From lava worlds hotter than your insta’s hottest take to gas giants bigger than your weekend binge-watch list, the universe is out here throwing cosmic shade! ☄️🔥 NASA says there’s a whole extra 8,000 planet wannabes chillin’ in the confirmation queue like it's the DMV on a Saturday! 💀💳 Drake's pointing left: "Planets" ➡️ Then pointing right: "My romantic life" 🤣💔 #Cringe 👽 “We found 6,000 planets, but only one can get you likes on Tinder,” mocked an imaginary NASA developer, while sipping lukewarm coffee. 🍵“They should just name them all after crypto coins, that’s where the stonks are!" 💰📈 So what’s the *real* takeaway? These planets are likely just a bunch of boring rocks. But hey, nobody wants to admit we’re all just like those sad planets, floating around with no purpose... 🤡💔 🔮 Prediction ALERT: In 2030, Elon will announce his new dating app, “Planet Finder,” where you can swipe on planets instead of people... and it’ll still crash every single time! 🚀💥🌍 #SpaceBae