🎉🎊🚨 BREAKING NEWS: AI is out here playing *God* with your job, and honestly, it's wild! 🤖💼 The latest survey dropped harder than your WiFi during a Zoom call—60% of managers are using AI to decide who gets the *pinky up* for promotions and who gets the *kick out the door* 👢💨. And get this: 43% of these tech overlords have fully replaced human roles with our robot pals. 🤯💔 *This is fine* - meme face just hit different right now! Here's how employees can stay woke in this sci-fi dystopia: Treat your AI like it's your roommate—keep the snacks stocked, do the dishes (aka work smarter), and pray it doesn’t wake up one day and decide you're *not the main character*. 🍕🛌 Some Silicon Valley devs are shouting: “Why promote human creativity when we can just feed the AI a few spreadsheets and call it a day?” 🤡💀🔥 Like, buddy, have you heard of *base-level human intuition*? So here’s my hot take: In 2025, we’ll all be interviewing with our AI overlords, and the only acceptable answer to “What’s your biggest weakness?” will be “My human emotions.” Stonks? More like *NO stonks*. 🙃💸 #AIOverlords #PromotionsOrDoom