🚨👀 BLACK FRIDAY ALERT: Gadget Edition! 🎉💰 So you’ve been WFH for what feels like *six forevers* and now you're ready to unleash the Amazon packages like they're confetti at a party 🥳? Well, buckle up, fam—let’s hype this snooze-fest into the stratosphere! 🚀 🔥📦 ZDNET just dropped some SERIOUS recommendations that they probably gathered while slinging memes in their mom's basement. “After hours of intense research, we found the gadgets you didn’t know you needed,” said some developer who’s just vibing (we think). 🤖💻 Peep these gems: 1. A standing desk that looks like it was designed for a futuristic sci-fi movie but is really just there to help you avoid the impending doom of a herniated disk. 🦴💀 2. An ergonomic keyboard that costs more than your last paycheck. Here’s hoping it types for you too, because, let’s be real: typing is hard. 😩✋ 3. A Zoom-ready camera that’s so sharp it could cut glass. *No cap*—also perfect for those awkward “you’re muted” moments. In breaking news: a **leaked intern** quoted, “At this point, if my gadgets don't boost my stonks, then I don’t want them! 🚀📈” So here’s your hot take: if you’re not buying three times as many gadgets as necessary on Black Friday, are you even living? This is the future we’re heading towards: tech overload or bust! 🤡🔥🥴 Share this with your WFH buddies, or else you’ll just be another cog in the corporate machine. 💼💥