🎉💀🚨 Attention all tech warriors and night owls! Ever wondered how to keep your defenses tighter than your aunt's grip on that last slice of pizza at family gatherings? 🤡🍕 Look no further – here’s how to achieve 24/7 SOC success faster than you can say “I forgot my password!” 🔐🤯 1️⃣ **Hackers Wakey-Wakey**: These cyber gremlins ain't snoozing just 'cause you're counting sheep 🐑. They pull late nights, and your firewalls better not be on a coffee break! ☕💤 2️⃣ **Cringe Alert**: M&S got hacked over Easter, and guess what? They hit snooze on their defenses, and the hackers decided to come out and party! 🎉 No online shopping for you, fam – they shut it down faster than you can say "oops, I clicked that link"! 😬💻 3️⃣ **24/7 Monitoring**: Set the alarms, grab your Red Bull, and keep that SOC alive! Imagine your monitoring team as hawks 🦅, not cuddly kittens! 🐱 4️⃣ **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Yeah, I just thought it'd be cool for our systems to take a nap during critical hours, no cap" – said no sensible dev ever. 🤦‍♂️ So, if you think you can coast on security because it’s the weekend, brace yourself for some epic cringe! 🛡️🔥 📈👇**Hot Take**: By 2025, 99% of businesses will be sleeping on their SOCs harder than your dad after Thanksgiving dinner. Get your SOCs together, or don't blame the hackers for the inevitable! 👀💥