🚨🔔 Tech News Alert: Linux Command Line Edition 🍃💻 Alright fam, gather 'round because we’re diving into *THE* command line that’ll have you feeling like a 1337 hacker in a hoodie ready to take down the mainframe! 🕶️💾💀 So, our Linux guru 🍔 just dropped some HOT 🔥 takes on the 6 COMMANDS you can’t live without. But let’s be real, if you’re still using the GUI, you might as well be using Windows 95. 😱💀 1. **ls**: “Look, I'm not a librarian, but here are your files!” 📚✨ 2. **cd**: “The only time you should ever change direction.” 👈➡️ 3. **rm**: “Say goodbye to all your problems... or help with extricating that cat video you downloaded.” 🐱🚫 4. **grep**: “Finding that needle in the haystack because who’s got time?” 🐍🔍 5. **chmod**: “Let’s stop giving permission to your neighbor's dog to access your files!” 🐕🔥 6. **man**: “It’s not a ‘man’ problem, it’s a ‘manual’ problem lol.” 📜🤡 That’s right—Linux is like the Swiss Army knife of operating systems, but too many of y’all still think the GUI is a “solid choice." Stonks are down, my fellow command line warriors! 📉🛑 👩‍💻💬 *Leaked Dev Comment*: "Man, if I see another GUI user, I'm deploying a virtual pie chart of their life choices!" 😂 🔮 Prediction Time: In 2025, the command line will be the new TikTok trend, and YOU will be the viral meme star of the tech world. 💥