🎉💸 Y’all, let’s talk that spicy tea on *Exposure Management* like it’s the hottest TikTok trend! 🔥👀 So, apparently, security teams are out here doing the “Where’s Waldo?” thing but with business assets instead. 📉 Who knew chasing down what’s *actually* critical for your biz felt like hunting for that one elusive sock around your apartment? 🧦💀 🧐 “What’s business-critical?” you ask. WELL, it’s not the loud and obnoxious servers screaming for attention like they just downed a triple espresso. Nah fam, it’s the sneaky little MVPs behind the scenes, holding your revenue like it's a toddler holding onto candy—fragile and ready to explode. 🍭💥 So why are we treating them like the last slice of pizza at a party? *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Just because something’s quiet, doesn’t mean it won’t crash down faster than your hopes for that one app update to work.” 🤖✨ So remember: protect what matters, or your business is gonna be more dead than that TikTok trend from last year. 🪦💔 And here’s the real scoop: if companies don’t start taking this seriously, we’re one bad day away from their servers looking like the aftermath of a Black Friday sale. 🤡🚀 *Prediction*: within 5 years we’ll have a “Business CPR” department—because why not? Keep clownin’ until it’s too late, I guess! 🤡😂🔥 #Stonks #BusinessCringe