🚨💳🔒 Hold up, jet-setters! Are you about to be a walking target for cybercriminals lurking in the digital shadows? 🕵️‍♂️💻 Listen up! Here’s how NOT to let your passport become the main character in "Passport: The Dark Web Edition"!!! 🌌🚫 1️⃣ **Stay Off Public Wi-Fi** - NO CAP, using it is like walking into a shark tank with a steak suit. 🦈 Just don’t do it. If you must, use a VPN (very protected narc?). 2️⃣ **Two-Factor Authentication** - You wouldn’t leave your house unlocked, right? 🔒 Fr fr, keep those travel documents safe like they’re your precious baby Yoda. 🥺 3️⃣ **Encrypt Everything** - Put a digital fortress around your files!!! “You shall NOT pass” should be the vibe here. 🔥🔥 4️⃣ **Regular Backups** - Make a backup like it's your job! 💾 Imagine losing your passport and your backup is just a pic of a potato 🍟. Yikes! 5️⃣ **Monitor Your Accounts** - One eye on your accounts, one eye watching "WandaVision." 👁️👁️ Can’t be too careful, fam! 6️⃣ **Educate Ya Self** - Knowledge is power! Learn the dark web dangers so you can roast those cyber fiends like marshmallows over the fires of the freshly fried stonks! 🔥💰 👀💭 Leaked dev quote: "I told my mom I work on cybersecurity. She asked if I fix her wifi issues." 🤡 🔥🔥 Prediction alert: In 2024, your passport will come equipped with smart AI that trolls cybercriminals while you sip martinis on a beach 🏖️, or it’s just gonna turn into an NFT. Either way, WILD! 🌪️💀