📣💤 Yo, fam! It’s time to wake up from your corporate sleepwalking because these CEOs are bringing the *relaxation* vibes, and we’re here for it! 💸😴 👔💼 Six business titans decided they wanna chill like a dragon 🐉 and NOT be the fire-breathing bosses we know they are. Like, is this a TED Talk or a spa day? "Make time for family" 😱🔥 Okay, Karen from HR, but do you also light incense while cashing those stonks? 🌸🌈 Not-so-leaked memo from CEO McChillax: “I hardly have time to breathe, but when I do, I throw a family BBQ while scheduling my next existential crisis. This is fine. 😂” 🔥💀 Drake be like: “Note to self: prioritize YOLO over spreadsheets.” 📈🙌 Cope harder, suit and ties! 🥴 You know you’re scrolling Twitter while pretending to meditate! Let’s be real, getting a “work-life balance” in this economy is like finding a unicorn in your basement! 🦄🔍 Here’s the kicker, my dudes: with AI taking over the world, the only work-life balance these execs will end up with is "watching robots take their jobs while sipping Mai Tais on the beach." 🍹💻💔 So, what's next? CEO TikTok dances for stress relief? I’m here for the chaos! 💅💥 #CEOASMR #MemeEconomy