🚨📱🎉 *Breaking News: Apple Watch Series 11 or Apple Watch Series “Whaaaat?!”* 🎉📱🚨 So you’re telling me after 11 versions of the Apple Watch, we’re still living in a world where I can’t summon an army of hyper-intelligent squirrels to fetch my coffee? 😱😂💀 Let’s spice this up like it’s the season finale of a bad TV show. Here’s my totally realistic wish list that doesn’t include a time machine (yet) for the upcoming Series 11. 🍏⏳ 1️⃣ **Health-o-Matic™**: Forget counting steps; I want my watch to “doctory” for me. It should diagnose my snack choices like, “That’s a stonks move, my dude! 🍟💰 You’ll live but with regrets! 😬” 2️⃣ **Mood Ring Feature**: Does it even vibe? If my wrist starts glowing red when I swipe my ex’s Insta, that's the kind of tech I want. 🚀🔥 3️⃣ **Emergency Scream Button**: You tap it and the watch broadcasts, "Help! I bought a subscription to 'AirPods Monthly'!" 📅😱 4️⃣ **Time Traveling Capability**: Okay, only for returning to the past and deleting my cringy TikToks. 🕰️✌️ 5️⃣ **Fake Developer Quote**: “We’d love to give them a bigger battery, but we had to make the case thinner for aesthetics. 💅” - *Some Guy in a Hoodie* 6️⃣ **GPA (Giga-Paw Approval)**: If my watch can’t get a woof from my dog, what’s the point? 🐶💔 In conclusion: if the Series 11 doesn’t include time travel or at least the ability to summon mystical creatures, I’m throwing it in