🌍💥 BREAKING: APPLE’S FIFTH AVE STORE GETTIN' SPRAY PAINTED LIKE IT'S A 2000s PUNK ROCK ALBUM COVER! 🤘🎨 So, picture this: you’re chillin’ in NYC, minding your own business, and BOOM 💣🤯—climate warriors just hit the iconic Apple Store with some graffiti flames! 🚀🔥 You heard that right! These eco-warriors, probably fueled by Fair Trade cold brews and a galaxy brain🤯 full of renewable energy vibes, decided to call Apple out for being the ultimate hypocrites. Like, are we really surprised, tho? 🍎💀 “Yo, we’re just trying to save the planet and you’re still selling overpriced tech that’s basically a shiny brick!” one anonymous protestor definitely said while sipping on oat milk. ☕😤 Slogans like “Fries Before Ice Caps 🍟🌎” and “iPhone, But Make It Green 🌱📱” plastered all over the glass like it’s the latest TikTok challenge. It’s like, relax, fam! Didn't anyone tell ya that Apple is *definitely* not gonna ditch its opulent vibes for this planet-saving nonsense? 🤣💰 🔥💸 HOT TAKE: This is just a sign that ONE DAY, Apple might have to launch the first environmentally-friendly iPhone... and it’ll be a banana peel! 🍌📱💀 So get your memes ready, folks! This protest just became the new Earth Day aesthetic! 🌱😂