🚨💀 STOP THE PRESS! 🚨💀 Hackers have entered the chat, and they brought chaos and a side of malicious npm packages! 🍔🤖 In a scene straight outta a hacker movie 🎬, unknown villainous forces breached Toptal's GitHub like it was a toddler's piggy bank 🐷💸, dropping 10 MAJOR cringe packages into the npm registry. 🚀💥 With 5,000 unsuspecting downloads—like who thought this was a hot stonk? 📉📈 Imagine these packages as digital cockroaches 🪳, spreading mayhem by exfiltrating GitHub tokens and, ya know, destroying entire systems for fun. I mean, this isn't just "this is fine" 🐶🔥; it’s a full-on tech apocalypse! 🌍💥 Toptal devs be like: “We were just trying to get our 9 to 5 on, and now we gotta seethe over our compromised accounts… like fr fr.” 😤🤡 And here's the wildest meme take: If your dev life starts to look like a dance-off between "this is fine" and "Drake pointing," it’s time to clap back and throw some firewalls in the mix! 🔥💪 💥🔥 TAKE THIS TO THE BANK: I predict that in 2024, we'll have a new trend where devs just hire personal hackers to “protect” them from imaginary threats. 🦸‍♂️💰 Because why not? It’s not like this industry could get any weirder! 🚀👽👾 #CrisisMode #HackerRain