🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS 🍏🚨 *Not clickbait, I swear!* So, like, rumor has it that in 2025 (yes, that’s 2 years away in tech time, which is basically an eternity 😱), Apple is about to drop a MACBOOK AIR for the wallet-friendly price of $599!💸👀 THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING! 🥵🤑 Sources say it might use an iPhone chip (because who needs powerful CPUs when you can just add more emojis to your emails, amirite? 🤪📧). Imagine scrolling through TikTok on a MacBook with the same performance as your grandma's flip phone. 🥴💔 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, if we can load it with a bunch of iOS apps, who cares if it crashes every 10 mins? We’ll just call it *'vintage'* and charge you double, fam. Stonks! 💀📈” Meanwhile, Dell & Microsoft are seething in the corner like Drake pointing at that overpriced top-shelf vodka while chugging cheap beer on the side. 🍺👀 🔥 Prediction Alert: By 2025, Apple will drop these bad boys with *NO USB PORTS* — just MagSafe and Wi-Fi vibes. Cope and seethe, other brands! Your fate is sealed: 🥴✨ Is it wild? Yes. Is it based? Hell yes! LET'S GO! Share if you’re ready for the future of cringe-tech! 🚀💥💻