🚨🔥 BREAKING: Smart Assistants Just Voted 🌧️🎶: “Let’s Do the Bare Minimum!” 🤖💀 🌟 You heard that right! According to a new *absolutely earth-shattering* report by YouGov, a whopping 59% of US adults are using their fancy AI buddies to... check the freaking weather! 🌦️ Meanwhile, 51% are vibing to music 🎧, and 47% are desperately trying to get answers that Google should’ve just provided in the first place! 🥴 But wait! There’s more: 40% of you lovely ~sheep~ humans are using them for timers! ⌚ Like, yo, who knew smart assistants could do so much… yet so little? It’s the same old story since 2018—life’s a circle of mediocrity. 🌀💯 🗣️ “We could totally do more stuff!” said an imaginary Google developer who was probably just staring at a wall. “But, like, why? It’s working... kinda? 🤷‍♂️” So, honestly, is anyone really surprised? This feels like the tech equivalent of “This is fine” 🔥🐶 while we sip coffee and watch the world burn! 🔥🔥 Hot Take? In 2025, smart assistants will only be good at recommending what pizza toppings to order after they eat all the data! 🍕🤡 #Stonks #WeNeedMoreMemePower