🌌🔥 **BREAKING: Starlink Satellites BURNING UP LIKE MY HOPES FOR A 5G WORLD** 🔥🌌 YO fam, gather ‘round! We just hit peak meme-level chaos 🚀😂—nearly **500** Starlink satellites have straight-up turned into space toast this year! 🍞💥 Talk about a space meltdown! 🌠💔 Remember when Elon was like, "We're gonna connect the whole world!" 🤖💸? Now it's more like, "Sorry folks, our WiFi is lighter than a feather... in a wildfire!" 😂🔥 This isn’t your usual tech burn-out, it’s full-on “THIS IS FINE” levels of cringe 🤡💀. Developer Quote: “I told the intern to fix the satellite orbit, he just hit ‘delete’ and we’re off to the races!” 🤦‍♂️ Drake is pointing like, “NOPE!” at all those would-be gamers waiting for their seamless online matches. 🎮🚫 Only for them to get 404 Not Found errors because their satellite done ***DEAD***. Hold up! Are we about to make **satellite bonfires** a new eco-friendly energy source? 🌳💡 On some real “stonks” here, I predict Elon will start charging us for a *VIP* burn experience. Pay to watch satellites gas up and glow like it’s prom night at NASA! So yeah, buckle up kids, the satellite apocalypse is nigh! Who’s ready to toast marshmallows on the ashes? 🍢🔥✨ #StarlinkAshes #BurnBabyBurn