🚨 BREAKING: Fidelity just dropped a bomb on the UK finance scene, and it's a DOOZY! 💣💵 Apparently, a whopping 50% of UK investors trust social media 🔥🤡 and the hottest new ‘finfluencers’ like they’re buying a Gucci bag on clearance 💸👀. You know what they say: stonk up or shut up, fam! 📈 This is literally the “This Is Fine” dog meme but with investment portfolios! 🐶🔥 Only ~33% of these brave souls are actually talking to qualified advisers in the past 2 years. Like, hello? Y’all riding the TikTok train to financial ruin? 🚂💀 *Leaked developer conversation below:* 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Bro, can you believe people are trusting memes over real advice?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Facts. But like, if they’re making money, who am I to judge? #NoRegrets” For real though, if you think a meme page will guide you through your 401k, you might as well be funding a llama farm 🦙💰😂. And here’s my hot take: in 5 years, we’ll have AI holograms giving us stock tips while we chill in the metaverse. 🤖🌌 Invest now or get left behind, my dudes! 🚀💀