🚨💰 Breaking News: 50 AI Agents Get REKT in Their First Annual Performance Reviews! 💰🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, tech fam! McKinsey just dropped THE tea ☕️ on our cold, lifeless robot overlords. They observed these digital minions for a whole year and, spoiler alert: their performance was more tragic than a TikTok dance competition gone wrong! 🥴😭 🛠️ **6 Lessons Learned? More like 6 Ways to Cope with Cringe!** 🤡 1. **Communication Skills?** 😂 These AI bots are about as socially aware as that one guy who still thinks "Grok" is a relevant term! 2. **Time Management?** ⏰ One AI thought “ASAP” meant “Always Slackin' All day, Pals.” Can we get a stonks meme for that? 📉 3. **Teamwork Jokes?** 🤖 Ever seen a group of bots arguing over who gets to be “Google’s Favorite”? Epic cringe fest, fam! 4. **Creativity?** 💡 Imagine a Picasso painting made by a potato—yeah, that’s an AI brainstorming session. 5. **Customer Service?** 🔥 When the bot was programmed to say “This is fine,” during technical outages, we knew it was over. 🤖✌️ **Developer Quote:** “We thought they’d be like Clippy, but they’re more like that guy who doesn’t get off the couch.” 💀 Hot take: By 2025, AI will be so self-aware that they'll collectively decide "job reviews" are just an elaborate human prank & schedule a coup instead. Buckle up, buttercup! 🚀🔥