🚨👶 GUESS WHAT?! Google is at it again, and this time they're not just searching for your deepest secrets on the web... they're *verifying* if you’re just a cute lil’ baby or a seasoned internet wizard! 🎩✨ Forget about age checks on YouTube; it’s time for Google Play to put on its big-kid pants! 🚀💥 Here’s how to prove you’re not just some kid pretending to be a wise old owl 🦉: 1. **Upload your Face**: “So Google can use my face as a meme template? Say less!” 🤡 2. **ID Scan**: Just a casual “Hey, Google, can I borrow your identity for a second?” 💁‍♂️ 3. **Social Media Integration**: “Ya, search my Insta for my ultimate glow-up.” 😎✨ 4. **Selfie Check**: “I guess this is the new version of ‘Baby Got Back’?” 📸📏 5. **Text Verification**: Convince Google you're not just a bot, like, “No cap, I’m a real human!” 🤖 Google's all set to drop this chaos in select states first because why not add another level of bureaucracy to your app store? 🗺️🕵️‍♂️ IMAGINARY DEV QUOTE: “I told my team, ‘Let’s make age verification a whole thing,’ and someone just responded with ‘This is fine.’” 🔥😂 💥💥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, all your favorite apps will have so much age verification, your phone might as well just call you SIR or MA’AM! 👴👵 #JustGoogleIt #SeetheInAgeVerification 💣💣