🎉🤖 Yo fam, gather around 'cause we’re diving into the chaotic abyss of robot vacuums! 💨💀 You ever wanted a robot to do your dirty work but didn’t have the heart to kick the Roomba? Well, buckle up because I’ve tested over FIFTEEN (yes, you heard that right) self-emptying vacuums from Roborock, Shark, and who knows what else — it’s a vacuum battle royale and the stakes are high! 💥🤡 First off, let’s talk about these vacuums 👉 all of them are basically your laziest friend who says “let’s order takeout” when you ask for help cleaning. 😩💸 They roll around like they own the place while you’re over there sweeping crumbs like an unpaid intern! #Cringe 🧹💀 Leaked Developer Quote 💬: “We designed them to be hands-off, just like my work ethic.” - Grumpy Engineer #GoOffKing But for real, can we discuss how self-emptying vacuums STILL can’t empty themselves from our lives? We’re living in a dystopia where our cleaning machines avoid cleaning... the irony! 🤡 🔥 So here’s the hot take, call me a psychic 🧙‍♂️: In 2025, they’ll release a self-emptying vacuum that also self-complains about your dustbunnies. Don’t sleep on it! #Stonks 🚀✨💰