🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨: Developers Are Actually Considered Smart? 🤯💻💥 You heard it, folks! The tech gods have descended from the mountain (probably with a PowerPoint deck) to drop the *ultimate* knowledge bomb: it's not about having the prettiest specs or riding the latest market buzz – it’s about getting your MCP (Massive Chaos Project 🌪️) in production, ASAP! 🔥🔥 So your devs should be asking some heavy-hitting questions like: 1. “Is this a feature or just another way to confuse our users?” 🤔 2. “How many ways can we break this?” 🤷 3. “Do users even know what we just built, or are they just being polite?” 🙄 4. “Can we make it more complicated for no reason?” 💀💸 5. “Stonks or bonks? Which way is this going?” 🚀📉 A leaked dev quote from the latest Zoom call: “If it’s not exploding, does it even count?” 💥💔 So raise your Red Bull cups, folks! 🥤 'Cause nothing screams "success" like an MCP project that leaves users screaming "This is fine" while they roast marshmallows over their burning dreams! 🔥🔥 Prediction time: in 2024, the terms 'developer' and ‘human sacrifice’ are going to be basically synonymous. 💀🤡 #MemeTheDevLife #MCPMadness