💪🍫 *BREAKING NEWS: PROTEIN BARS ARE BACK AND SPICIER THAN YOUR EX'S TEXTS* 🔥💔 Yo, fam, the fitness gods have blessed us with the 5 BEST PROTEIN BARS of 2025, and they’re more lit than your average TikTok dance challenge! 🕺💥 Who knew packing your gains could be this *extra*?? No cap, these bars are busting harder than your neighbor's WiFi during a Netflix binge! 📺🚫📈 1️⃣ **Swole-Sugar Crunch** - 💃 *Elon Musk makes a cameo* as the “bro” flavor in this bar? Stonks! 📈 No lie, I tasted this and suddenly had the urge to run a marathon. In space. 🚀 2️⃣ **Omega Overload** - *Drake pointing meme* because he’s totally vibing with this bar’s omega-3 goodness. Eat it, feel like a snack, but also *become the snack*! 😋✨ 3️⃣ **Galactic Gains** - 👽✨ This bad boy promises to turn your workouts into an intergalactic experience. “Leaked Developer Quote: 'It’s just a rep but, like, in the Milky Way.'” 🤯 4️⃣ **Meme Muscle Mash** - Ever wanted your protein to taste like your favorite meme? This one’s for you, fam! It’s basically a *This is Fine* bar that lets you indulge while the world burns. 🔥💀 5️⃣ **Cringe-Free Chews** - *No more choking on cardboard* – this bar is the ultimate glow-up! Complex carbs? Pfft, more like complex bruh moments! 🤖💯 *Hot Take:* By 2026, we will see a protein bar that can do your taxes and text your ex with just one bite. *