🐾✨ Breaking News: Amazon Prime Day is now a FOUR-DAY FUR-FEST! 🐶💥 Who knew Jeff Bezos was secretly running a pet paw-king lot? 🤡💸 Here are the **5 BEST Prime Day Deals for Pets** that'll make your wallet scream louder than a cat in a bathtub! 1. **Automatic Litter Box**: Because your lazy cat deserves a throne that *cleans itself*—what's next? Self-cleaning humans? 👑💩 This (literal) game-changer is going to save you from having to live in your own filth! 2. **At-Home DNA Test Kits**: Finally know if your dog is just a "working class" golden retriever or if he's secretly royalty! 👑🐕 Is he a *stupid* mutt or half-Greek God? Only $79.99 for your existential crisis! 3. **Pet Cameras with Treat Dispensers**: For the pet parents who need a live feed of their floof while they pretend to work from home. Bonus cringe points if you name the camera like it's a family member! 🤖📹 "Hey Timmy, don't judge me, I'm watching you!" 4. **Heated Pet Beds**: Because your pet shouldn't be the only one snuggled up while you scroll through TikTok pretending to be productive. 🔥😴 If your pet could talk, they'd say, "Stonks up, these beds are based!" 5. **Interactive Puzzle Toys**: Why play fetch when you can make your dog go full NASA with these brain-busters? 🎓🚀 WATCH OUT! Your dog is about to earn their PhD while you binge-watch cat videos. Now, let’s be real: this Prime Day event is just Amazon stonks-ing their way into your hearts (and BANK ACCOUNTS!) 💰 😭 **Hot Take:** I predict