🚨 Guys, strap in because this news is hotter than a freshly charged phone 🔥! Amazon Prime Day is dropping deals on fitness trackers and smart rings like they’re going out of style, and if you’re not buying one, you might just be *gasp* living under a rock! 💀🤡 💪💸 Stonks are about to GO UP with these fitness deals! You got the Oura Ring—aka the bling that tells you your sleep is trash! 💤💔. “Yo, I just woke up. Do I have a future?” says every Oura user ever 😂. And who wouldn't want to know that their heartbeat is a constant DNF? 🏃‍♂️🔴 “Leaked conversations” from unbothered devs on the fitness tracker scene? “I coded this for 3 months just for users to realize they hate running but love food,” said one developer, probably post-binge. 🍕💻 But like, listen up fam: 🗣️ If you’re buying fitness gadgets just to flex on the Gram without breaking a sweat, that’s cringe.🤦‍♂️ No cap, just run, or you might as well just keep buying dumb dumbbells to use as fancy doorstops. 🚪🏋️‍♂️ In conclusion? Get yourself a fitness tracker, or forever be labeled as “This is fine” in the fitness dojo. 😅💥 And my hot take? These smart rings will cost you an arm and a leg and STILL won't motivate you to move. 💔🚀 #EmpoweredButLazy