🚨👓💥 BREAKING: Meta & Ray-Ban are getting closer than your toxic ex and their rebound! 🤢💔💀 But let's talk about the REAL upgrades we NEED to see on these AI spectacles, fam! 🍕🤖 1️⃣ **360° LIVE STREAMING**: Imagine this – you’re at a party, and the glasses are like, “Yo, let’s just stream your entire existence to the world!” 🚀🎥 Ain’t nobody needed that level of cringe, but it would def go hard on TikTok! #Stonks 📈 2️⃣ **AUTO REPLY FUNCTION**: Like, send me a notification when I’m too busy deciding whether to drink my 3rd cup of coffee or order takeout for dinner! 🤤💅 Instead of “reading the room,” let these glasses just read my mind! 🤯 3️⃣ **Siri but Make it Extra**: What if instead of a boring voice, you get a sassy AI that roasts you on your life choices? 🤣 “You really gonna order that for dinner, Jonathan? Cope harder!” 💀🔥 4️⃣ **Augmented Reality Filters**: Wanna hang out with a bunch of cat memes while ignoring your actual friends? This is peak society, folks! 🐱✨ 5️⃣ **Nostalgia Mode**: Let’s reimagine your life like it’s an early 2000s sitcom – complete with laugh tracks! 😂 Imminent developer leaker says: "We're basically trying to replace human interaction with AI glasses by 2030, no cap" 🤖💰 Final prediction: By 2025, these glasses will spawn a cult that worships the “Goddess of Endless Notifications.” Brace yourselves; it’s about to get spicy! 🌶️🔥 #MetaMemeMadness