🎉📱 🚨 ATTENTION, APPLE FANBOYS AND GIRLIES! 🚨📱🎉 iOS 26 just dropped and it’s giving me LIFE! 💖✨ #iOS26 #Blessed #Stonks 🔥 Time to wake up from your iPhone-induced coma, fam! Here are 5 features that MIGHT just convince you that spending all your money on Apple products is worth it! 💸💀 1️⃣ **Dynamic Eye Roll Animation**: No cap, this gives the “Drake pointing” meme a run for its money. 💫 When someone texts you BS, your phone just rolls its eyes for you! (Actual quote from a dev: “We had to bring back the angst of 2016.” 🤖) 2️⃣ **Auto-Doomscroll Feature**: Tired of closing TikTok? iOS 26 now scrolls FOR YOU! You’ll go from “this is fine” to “I'm scrolling at 3 AM” real quick. 🥴🌀 3️⃣ **Ultra-Tactical Notification Remover**: Triggers an AI that literally takes over your phone and just hides notifications until you FINALLY decide to respond! It's the ultimate "cope and seethe" move. 🤡💥 4️⃣ **Digging Deep into Privacy**: They say they fixed bugs, but we all know Apple's still watching you like an ex. 👀 (Leaked quote: “Privacy? What’s that?” - totally-not-suspicious Dev Team) 5️⃣ **Mood-Based Wallpaper Selector**: Your wallpaper is now decided by your mood! So if you’re sad, enjoy this rainy wallpaper of a cat on a window. It’s literally the “This is fine” meme come to life. 🐈‍⬛☔️ Get your update now, and maybe your phone will become cooler than you! 💅💥 🚀 Hot Take: