🚨🔥Hold up, fam! We just discovered that North Korea isn't just launching missiles, but also *launching* *fraudulent* remote work scams, and I'm SHOOCKED. 🤯💀 Five masterminds just pled guilty, starring in the “Norkor Network” aka the *Ultimate Remote Work Fail*. They were out here helping North Koreans bypass sanctions like it’s a game of Among Us—with fake IDs and laptops from the U.S. 😱💻 Talk about a sus job title—“Virtual American IT Worker.” Drake pointing meme intensifies! 🤑 Honestly, how does it feel to take a drug test for someone who’s half a world away? “Yeah bro, I’m just vibing while my homie in Pyongyang slides into my Zelle account.”💸 Don't worry, guys! This is all totally fine. *Insert This Is Fine meme here* ☕🔥 Quotes from our *"leaked"* sources: "Yo, I thought I was just making stonks for easy money!" - Not-so-Sneaky Facilitator #1. "Just trying to make a living! Who knew remote work could get this intense?” - LMAO. So, what’s next? I predict more nations will try to slide into the remote gig economy like it’s a Tinder date, but let's be real... North Korea’s getting booted from every Zoom call ever. 💥👾 #TechFraudIsTheNewBlack #NorkorScamSquad #RemoteWorkWTF