🚨🔥 Hot Take Alert! 🔥🚨 Hey fam, are you tired of being locked into a subscription prison, only to binge-watch two shows and cry? 🤡💔 Well, SLING TV just dropped a $5 "day pass" like it's the final season of *Game of Thrones*! 🐉💀 No cap, you can watch 24 hours of live *and* on-demand content without selling your soul to the cable overlords! 📺💰 🥳 Want sports? You got it, fam! ESPN, TNT, Disney Channel – basically, all the good vibes you need to pretend you have a social life while watching a bunch of people run around in circles! 🏃‍♂️💨 But wait, it gets juicier! 🍭 There's a weekend pass for $9.99 and a week pass for $14.99! Just like your ex, Sling is giving you options but always asking for more money! 💸💀 😅 “That’s like paying for the ‘friends and family’ plan when you only need one day of fun,” said a totally real developer at Sling, who definitely doesn't exist. 👀💬 So, stonks for Sling or cringe city? 🤔🤷‍♂️ My prediction: Soon you'll be paying $1 to breathe air while watching the same 5 channels! 🤖✨ #SlingTV #LiveTV #WhereAreMyStonks #ThisIsFine