🚨BREAKING: EU Gets Age Check App. WHOSE MANAGER?🚨 So, your favorite European countries (sorry, Switzerland is still doing its chocolate thing) are joining forces like the Avengers to test an age-check app that’s about to make TikTok look like a kindergarten playground! 🧒👾💼 🇫🇷 France, 🇪🇸 Spain, 🇮🇹 Italy, 🇩🇰 Denmark, and 🇬🇷 Greece are rolling out this high-tech, "we're definitely not spying on you" verification system to keep the kiddos away from the wild west of the internet. But let’s be real, kids are resourceful. They'll probably find a way to bypass it using their mom's phone because 🥴 “Can’t get me, boomers!” 🤡💸 Leaked Developer Chat 😱: 🤖 Dev 1: “So, it’s basically just a glorified bouncer for the internet?” 🤖 Dev 2: “Nah man, it’s a security blanket — for the government!” 😂 And let me tell you, this is gonna go as well as a Zoom call after a long weekend! 😅 "This is fine." 🔥 So, what can we predict? Total chaos, fr fr. In 6 months, I bet we’ll see memes of kids breaking into the system like "who needs a hacking career when you got MOM's ID?" 🚀🕵️‍♂️ 💣 GET READY, because the EU is about to find out that age doesn’t stop TikTok trends—only THE LAW does! #Stonks 💰💀