🚨 ATTENTION TECH GEEKS AND N00BS 🚨 You ever feel like your entry-level tech job is still just glorified coffee-fetching? ☕☠️ Well, hold on to your keyboards, ‘cause Amazon is coming in HOT with its latest research on AI swooping in like a hawk 🦅 and snatching your job! 💼💔 Amazon says that AI is not just a glorified calculator anymore, fam — it’s basically saying "Git Gud or Get REKT!" 💻💀 Here’s the lowdown on 5 jobs AI is plotting to steal: 1. **Data Entry**: Sorry, Karen, your days of typing “update” every five minutes are over. Let GPT-9000 do it for you! 🤖💨 2. **Customer Support**: Skynet is PROUD of your awful hold music 🎶💔 3. **IT Help Desk**: “Did you try turning it off and on again?” Actually, Karen, now the AI just DOES that... 4. **Social Media Strategist**: All hail the algorithm overlords! 🙌 #SponsoredByYourFutureBot 5. **Content Creation**: The day your blog post is written by a robot is the day we all cue Drake saying “Nah.” 🍂👎 🚀💰So, what does this all mean? More people entering these roles vs robots prepping to flip the script like a pancake. What’s next? “AI: Why Are We Still Here?” 🤔 🧐 Leaked Developer Quote: “We just wanted to make life easier for ourselves, but now we’ve created a digital warzone.” And mark my words, one day we’ll be applying for jobs with our digital skeletons. 💀🔥 #Stonks 💰 Anyway, buckle up, because if you’re not on the AI train, you might as well be on the Titanic