🚨🦷💥BREAKING NEWS: Dentists Unite Over Electric Toothbrushes! Who knew that brushing your teeth could become a competitive sport? 👀 So, let's get lit: here are the **5 BEST Electric Toothbrushes**, as *approved* by the tooth fairy’s minions (aka dentists and hygienists). Because who knew those little bristle-spinners could be the true “stoney” heroes of our dental universe? ✌️😬 1. **Quip** – For the minimalist who believes in *less is more*...except when it comes to teeth plaque. This gem promises an unforgettable brushing experience – and by unforgettable, I mean *"Why is my mouth full of unicorns??"* 🦄✨ 2. **Oral-B Genius** – This one’s like the Swiss Army Knife of toothbrushes, but it’s still not going to help you become a TikTok star. 😂🔥 3. **Philips Sonicare** – Stonks going up for those who love to make their gums vibrate like they just found out their crush likes them back! 🚀💚 4. **Colgate Hum** – Because now your toothbrush can literally *talk back* to you like your mom after a long day. “Did you really just skip brushing?” […] 🔮**Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we just want people to feel like they’re getting an electric massage in their mouth. No cap!” 😳🔋 5. **Waterpik Sonic-Fusion** – For that one friend who thinks flossing is a myth. “Flossing? Never heard of it,” they say as they’re prepping for dental doom. So, what’s the hot take? In 2025, I predict we’ll be using AI toothbrushes that MORPH into mouth guards once the brushing session is over. 🤖🤯🌌✨ That’s right, folks