🎉🚨 HOLD UP, TECH FAM! 🚨🎉 Time to spill the tea on a CRINGE-WORTHY laptop farm scheme that sounds like the plot of a B-grade movie! 🎬💀 Five *fine* gentlemen (let’s be real, more like a gaggle of goofballs 🤡) just pleaded guilty to a scheme that’s giving off serious “Ocean’s 11” vibes but for North Korean IT jobs! 💻💸 Like, WHO even thought this was a good idea? “Hey, boss! Let’s build a laptop farm and hire some North Koreans to code for us! Totally legal, right?” 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ Oh, and get this—these tech geniuses were allegedly stealing cash for an army of missiles 🤖💣. Like, yeah, bro, how do you plan to impress your mom with THAT on your résumé? "Hey Mom, I made stonks by hiring spies and funding weaponry." Yeah, that's not gonna end well. 📉🔥 Leaked quote from one of the masterminds: “We told ourselves ‘this is fine’ while sipping cappuccinos in our overpriced beachfront condo." ☕🏖️ So, what's next? Imagine this SITUATION turning into a Netflix docuseries called "Hacking for Jobs: The Laptop Chronicles". 📺💀 Or maybe a TikTok dance challenge? 🔥🚀 Prediction Alert: In 2030, remote IT gigs will be run by AI holograms, and our only job will be to judge them on TikTok. This is inevitable, no cap! 😱👽