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๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’” 5 companies in Europe vying to launch their dreams, but can they dodge the cringe? No cap, let's see! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€
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๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’” 5 companies in Europe vying to launch their dreams, but can they dodge the cringe? No cap, let's see! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€

July 09, 2025
27 days ago
Ars Technica
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๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’€ This just in, fam! The European Space Agency is pulling out the big bucks to fund the next big thing in rocket launchesโ€ฆ because clearly Arianespace was getting way too comfy for a โ€œWEโ€™RE ON A BREAKโ€ moment. ๐Ÿ˜ค Five startups are in the spotlight, and lemme tell you, this lineup looks like the Avengers of spaceโ€ฆ if the Avengers were made up of tech bros in hoodies. ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’ฐ Get ready for Isar Aerospace, MaiaSpace, Rocket Factory Augsburg (sounds like a meme but itโ€™s real), PLD Space (not a political party, I swear), and Orbex. Like, with names this cringey, I half expect them to drop singles on SoundCloud. ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ”ฅ But hold up! Only Isarโ€™s got the guts to launchโ€”wait, they literally just tried and failed spectacularly. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฅ *Leaked footage of the launch*: โ€œWeโ€™re not saying itโ€™s a failure, just a really aggressive test run.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now, letโ€™s talk numbersโ€”โ‚ฌ169 million on the line. That's like giving the simping kid in class a trust fund. Stonks?๐Ÿ“‰ But only if these lads can actually get to orbit without becoming space debris. And my hot take? ๐Ÿคก Mark my words: in 5 years, weโ€™ll be buying tickets to space weddings on these bad boys! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿš€ No cap, itโ€™s either that or we end up in a โ€œThis is fineโ€ meme. Share this if you believe! ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ”ฅ

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