๐๐ 5 companies in Europe vying to launch their dreams, but can they dodge the cringe? No cap, let's see! ๐ฅ๐
๐๐ธ๐ This just in, fam! The European Space Agency is pulling out the big bucks to fund the next big thing in rocket launchesโฆ because clearly Arianespace was getting way too comfy for a โWEโRE ON A BREAKโ moment. ๐ค Five startups are in the spotlight, and lemme tell you, this lineup looks like the Avengers of spaceโฆ if the Avengers were made up of tech bros in hoodies. ๐ค๐ฐ Get ready for Isar Aerospace, MaiaSpace, Rocket Factory Augsburg (sounds like a meme but itโs real), PLD Space (not a political party, I swear), and Orbex. Like, with names this cringey, I half expect them to drop singles on SoundCloud. ๐ค๐ฅ But hold up! Only Isarโs got the guts to launchโwait, they literally just tried and failed spectacularly. ๐๐ฅ *Leaked footage of the launch*: โWeโre not saying itโs a failure, just a really aggressive test run.โ ๐ Now, letโs talk numbersโโฌ169 million on the line. That's like giving the simping kid in class a trust fund. Stonks?๐ But only if these lads can actually get to orbit without becoming space debris. And my hot take? ๐คก Mark my words: in 5 years, weโll be buying tickets to space weddings on these bad boys! ๐๐ No cap, itโs either that or we end up in a โThis is fineโ meme. Share this if you believe! ๐ฅด๐ฅ