🚨💥👀 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! Are you still carrying that bloatware on your Samsung phone like it's a 2008 flip phone? Let’s get spicy and serve up the TEA on the top 5 bloatware apps that gotta GO! It's time to hit that delete button like you hit your ex's number! 💔✌️💾 1️⃣ **Samsung Members**: More like Samsung "Memes-ber" 🤡 What are you doing, Medusa? Eyeing for storage? 🎭 Delete this or face the wrath of 1TB TikTok dance challenges taking over your phone!! 2️⃣ **Bixby**: Bruh, Bixby is basically that one friend who shows up uninvited to every party. Like, we get it, you know about the weather ☁️, but can you NOT? 🚪💨 3️⃣ **Samsung Health**: If I wanted a constant reminder that I haven't exercised in ten years, I'd just look in the mirror! 💀 Get outta here, fitness police! 4️⃣ **Samsung Pay**: Didn’t they just invent Apple Pay? Let's get real—nobody *fr fr* uses this, we’re just vibing with Venmo and cash apping our friends for pizza! 🍕💸 5️⃣ **Game Launcher**: Are we gaming or are we just waiting for our DMs to slide in? 💌 This app must be deleted immediately, so you can make room for *real* productivity (like watching other people play games on Twitch). 🎤 * Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, we just make these apps to test how many times you can click 'delete' before you break your phone." * 🔥💯 Here’s my hot take: in a year, we'll ALL be living in a VR metaverse where Samsung bloatware is just a nostalgic collectible. Like, "Hey guys