🔥🖥️ LISTEN UP, FELLOW DIGITAL WARRIORS! 🖥️🔥 Are you tired of your brand new Windows PC feeling like it’s running on potato power instead of stonks? 💸💩 No cap, you need these 5 apps that are more essential than coffee on a Monday morning ☕👀. Here's what you gotta install faster than you can say "this is fine" while staring at your “404 - Motivation Not Found” error screen. 1. **Google Chrome**: The only reason you need to live! 🌐🚀 I mean, who doesn’t want a browser that’s one click away from crashing? 2. **Notion**: This app will organize your chaos like Marie Kondo on a caffeine binge. 📚✨ “What’s that, you ask? No, I don’t need to do work today! Let me just plan my productivity!” – No developer, ever. 😂💀 3. **VLC Media Player**: Play your precious cat videos in every format known to mankind. Cat memes are life, don’t @ me! 🐱📺 4. **Discord**: Where friendships are formed and arguments about pineapple on pizza turn legendary. 🍍🍕 #TeamPineapple 5. **7-Zip**: Because your files are so compressed, they really need a therapist at this point. 🤖💔 So slap these bad boys on your PC and watch your productivity go from “meh” to “I’m basically Iron Man!” 💥🔥 **HOT TAKE: In 2030, the only app you’ll need is a telepathy interface because typing will be *so* last decade. Time to brainstorm your lobotomy now! 💆‍♂️🧠**