🔥🍟 AIR FRYER HEAVEN: 5 HEALTHY SNACCIDENTS THAT YOUR DIETITIAN AGREES WITH! 🍗💖 Yo fam, gather 'round cause we about to air fry our way to health with the hottest tips from the *certified* dietitian squad! 🥗💪 You KNOW we’re living in the future when even our food feels like it's on a rocket ship 🚀 to Planet YUM. Here’s the 411 on five health-positive munchables that won’t have your dietitian sending you a seething DM! 😤💬 1. **Sweet Potato Fries** 🍠 - Stonks up! These crispy critters and not only do they keep your taste buds alive but also your meme game strong! 💰💥 2. **Brussels Sprouts** 🥦 - When you tell someone you like 'em, they do the Drake "nah" meme. But air fry ‘em? Welcome to the galaxy brain club, my dude! 😤✨ 3. **Chicken Tenders** 🍗 - Dietitian-approved chicken nuggets, if you will. They’re basically the boujee equivalent of TikTok stars - EVERYONE loves them! #Based 4. **Fish** 🐟 - Because frying fish is basically a rite of passage for snack lords. "Trust me bro," said a dietitian who was definitely not a catfish 👍 5. **Kale Chips** 🌱 - If you don’t post these on Instagram, did you even make them? 🤳 #Cringe Leaked quote from an air fryer enthusiast: "Eating healthy feels like a cheat code for life... until your air fryer dies and you have to go back to the stove like it's 1999." 💀🔥 **Hot Take Alert!** In 2024, air fryers will be sentient, and we’ll be begging them to let